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[As might be expected, Duke is making desserts. His cabin’s kitchen is all but drowning in gingerbread men, sugar cookies in snowman and reindeer shapes, and chocolate cakes with snowflakes painted in blue icing. In addition to his Christmas sweater he’s wearing a Santa hat and a broad smile. (Yes, he’s affected by the sweater. It’s just like Christmas in Haven, except this time he hopes he won’t end up on a back road in a Santa suit.)]

I was going to say something about the spirit of giving and togetherness after the whole talking-animal clash, then drive it home by making some “peace offering” justification for the cookies. But really, this is all for the sugar.

Now, who wants gingerbread and who wants cake? I can’t eat all this myself.

[Private to the Admiral]
  • Allison Argent: A crown, the type a Hunger Games victor would get.

  • William Bush: Jack Sparrow’s compass; the one that leads to someone’s heart’s desire. Please never let Allison see this.

  • Cassel Sharpe: All colors of glazes, a large supply of grey and red clays and a pottery wheel.

  • Jean Grey: A narcissus plant and one of these cakes.

  • Kylar Stern: A book of Bashō’s haiku.

  • Tig Trager: A "Team Edward" shirt. Preferably pink.

  • Mason: A Christmas cracker with a joint inside.

  • Scorpius: A medieval alchemical guide, as well as basic metals for experimentation. If anyone can figure that stuff out, it’s him.

  • Stephen Hart: Bone Sharps, Cowboys, and Thunder Lizards by Jim Ottaviani.


  • Please give everyone else a candy cane and a card.

[video]

Date: 2014-12-24 03:39 pm (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (grin} joyful / free)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
[Hi, Duke! Have a perky teenage werewolf with a bunny on her shoulder, peering eagerly...and hungrily...into the feed.]

Can I have both? I'm totally blaming werewolf metabolism and your awesome cooking, I swear I can smell the gingerbread from here.

[video]

Date: 2014-12-24 08:12 pm (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (jawdrop} OMG / SHUT UP!)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
Oh, you bastard! [She's passionate...but she's also giggling.] You're so dead when I get over there!

[She pauses, removing the bunny from her shoulder and pointing at the feed.] See him, Dutchie? You bite him when you see him, okay?

[Duchess responds by sniffing in the direction of the comm, then sniffing Allison's finger before rubbing her chin against it, making her giggle.]

[video]

Date: 2014-12-25 05:31 pm (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (smile} big / laughter)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
Pleading for mercy won't help you. We're coming for chocolate and gingerbread, and Duchess is going to feast on your tender flesh.

[Duchess, the man-eating bunny, hops carefully off Allison's shoulder and up to the camera in her hand. A moment later, there's an extreme close up of a twitching bunny nose that sniffs at the camera just before Duchess nuzzles it with her chin.]

[video]

Date: 2014-12-26 01:13 am (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (smile} big / laughter)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
She is not the Rabbit of Caerbannog! [Allison giggles as she says it, while Duchess goes back to sniffing the comm, face still filling the screen with twitching whiskers and bright eyes.] She is the man-eating servant of the enchanter, Tim!

[Said man-eating servant sniffs one more time, then starts licking the comm. Somewhere beyond, Allison is giggling even harder, possibly flopping over on her side with a soft oomph.]

[video]

Date: 2014-12-27 05:29 am (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (dimples} smirky / not laughing not laugh)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
[Allison's voice is distant and still a mess of giggles as Duchess continues to snuffle and nuzzle at the comm.]

You're a giant dork, and I'm coming to eat all your baking!

[video]

Date: 2014-12-31 08:26 am (UTC)
theresalwayshope: (smile} big / laughter)
From: [personal profile] theresalwayshope
Then take some out for me, fast, or I'm gonna chew up your shoes, and Duchess is gonna help me!

[And before Duke can answer, Allison kills the feed.

It takes five or ten minutes before Duke's cabin door opens, a dark head poking inside.]


All your gingerbread are belong to me! Surrender the cookie men!
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