04 ⚓ Video ⚓ For all his desire, so stricken to the heart was he

[hearrrtofgold]

For all the complaints about magic things happening this doesn't seem that bad. That flood thing? [Duke lifts both hands palm-upward and shrugs, the quintessential "I dunno" gesture.] Weird, but from what I can tell we made it through all right. Which isn't to say it doesn't suck to be here, just that there are worse conditions to live in.

[Ah, the naïveté of a new passenger.]

A skating rink, for instance. How many prisons do you know that have those? Or a bar, or a spa. In most places you'd be lucky to clip your toenails, let alone broil in a sauna. If you're Norwegian, you're automatically disqualified from answering.

My point is, what's missing? What do you still want that isn't here? There's got to be something, all of you. Yeah, even the wardens - I'm looking at you, guys.

Comments

[hearrrtofgold]

Cameras don't work here? There are cameras on the communication things. Too bad you can't rig up extras and set up a live feed.

Or you could invest in a network of tunnels equipped with peepholes.

[bodilesswarrior]

Well, they function, technically, but you're going to get footage of eighties cartoons. [Not that she minded seeing She-Ra again, but really not what she was hoping for.

She smirks, then, amusement overcoming frustration.]

Peephole sounds so perverted.